Mason Started COVID-19 Rumors to Get Students Off Campus, Finish Construction
George Mason rises from the grave to demand even more construction
According to secret documents discovered in the hidden bunker under the George W. Johnson Center, Mason was involved with the spread of coronavirus around the U.S. to force students home in order to finish construction on campus . . .
March 2020
This piece is a work of fiction intended for Faux Estate, Fourth Estate's satire issue.
Mason Starship Starts New Delivery League
Students modify delivery robots to compete in five deadly trials
You’ve heard of Quidditch and you’ve heard of Underwater Hockey, but get ready for Mason’s newest sports team: The Starship Robot Delivery League! . . .
March 2020
This piece is a work of fiction intended for Faux Estate, Fourth Estate's satire issue.
Southside Packed with Students Hoping for Last Chance at Dining Hall Food
The students remaining on campus are the lucky ones. It seems like just yesterday my friends and I were complaining we didn’t know the next time we would get to consume the deliciousness that is Sodexo Dining . . .
March 2020
This piece is a work of fiction intended for Faux Estate, Fourth Estate's satire issue.
What Fabric Should Sport       Uniforms be Made Out Of?
The biggest concern in sports today is which fabric jerseys are made out of, obviously. The polyester basketball jerseys are soooo three years ago. Also two years ago. And last year and this year, as well. Basically, the sports uniform industry is in shambles, and this article is here to solve this everlasting debate. . . .
April 2019
This piece is a work of fiction intended for Faux Estate, Fourth Estate's satire issue.
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